Featured Regrets
Weird Stuff
Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper
Bought this thinking it would be perfect for midnight bathroom trips. Now my bathroom looks like a nightclub and my roommate says the toilet is haunted. The glow is so bright it seeps under the door!
2 days
Tech Regrets
AI-Powered Toaster
This toaster was supposed to make breakfast smarter, but now it burns philosophical quotes into my bread. I'm tired of eating Nietzsche for breakfast and having existential crises with my morning coffee.
6 hours
Tech Regrets
Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
Bought this 'revolutionary' mug that stirs itself. Now my coffee sounds like a tiny washing machine and splashes everywhere. Plus, it's impossible to explain the whirlpool in my coffee to coworkers without sounding crazy.
12 hours